Santa To the Rescue?

Out of the clear blue, Brittan wanted to know why he must go to college after he finishes school. I explained to him that if he wanted to get a good paying job that it is best to go to college. He sat quiet for a few seconds and then responded, "I wish Santa would hurry and fall off a roof! When he does I could just become him and I wouldn't have to worry about college." I didn't have the heart to mention that Santa doesn't make any money.☺